James Urbaniak ([info]urbaniak) wrote,
@ 2008-08-23 17:08:00
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Audition update update
I didn't get the radio commercial where I auditioned to be the voice of a talking glass of water. However, I booked a different radio commercial where I will be the voice of a talking gas cap. Celebrate in your respective fashions.

In related news, the one where I'm the voice of a talking amoeba is still running in some markets.


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[info]ryan_speck
2008-08-24 12:24 am UTC (link)
James Urbaniak: your source of anthropomorphized inanimate object voiceover.

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[info]ciliandis
2008-08-24 03:59 am UTC (link)
Hey, amoebas are animate, occasionally. He's found a new niche.

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[info]eronanke
2008-08-24 12:29 am UTC (link)

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-24 12:36 am UTC (link)
There's a party goin' on right here
Another [info]urbaniak ad will run throughout the year
He's been a gas cap
And an amoeba too
When Venture Brothers isn't recording he needs something to do

Come on now!

CELEBRATION...
etc.

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[info]eronanke
2008-08-24 12:38 am UTC (link)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

See, this is how you keep the kids coming back, post after post.

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[info]shlabam
2008-08-24 12:44 am UTC (link)
On the plus side, you clearly have a competent agent. When's that "Without a Trace" airing?

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
I do seem to have no shortage of talking object voiceovers and guest shots on procedural dramas.

I believe my WAT episode will be the Sept. 23rd season premiere.

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[info]malsperanza
2008-08-24 04:04 am UTC (link)
Gosh, I hope it's this episode:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/8/13woodiwiss.html

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[info]xbt
2008-08-24 06:04 am UTC (link)
WAT lol

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-24 06:12 am UTC (link)
What are you giggling about?

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[info]xbt
2008-08-24 06:55 am UTC (link)
So I haerd you liek mudkips lol

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-24 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Don't drink and blog.

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[info]xbt
2008-08-25 01:53 pm UTC (link)
newfags are the cancer that is killing lj

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-25 02:58 pm UTC (link)
If you're trying to confuse me with your teenage "/b/" references, you are.

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[info]xbt
2008-08-25 10:47 pm UTC (link)
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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This, I presume.
[info]antiotter
2008-08-26 12:38 am UTC (link)

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Re: This, I presume.
[info]xshesakillerx
2008-08-26 01:38 am UTC (link)
OH SHI-

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[info]glamourcorpse
2008-08-24 01:21 am UTC (link)
*shakes pom poms and cartwheels in platforms*

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[info]saratea
2008-08-24 01:58 am UTC (link)
hahaha i love it! and somehow my imagination lends you very easily to a talking gas cap...

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[info]cocacola58204
2008-08-24 02:56 am UTC (link)
Are you voting for Membership First or Unite for Strength?

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-24 04:54 am UTC (link)
The People's Front.

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[info]nothinganything
2008-08-24 03:46 am UTC (link)
Reviewing the tape for the glass of water:
Man 1: What the...
Man 2: I know, right?
Together: Total gas cap!
Man 1: Total. This is three weeks in a row.
Man 2: It's getting creepy.
Man 1: Did I hear a little windshield wiper in there?
Man 2: Bit aggressive for a wiper. Wipers are more neurotic-sarcastic.

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-24 05:05 am UTC (link)
Well, here's the thing. The commercial is part of a Ford campaign where different parts of a car talk to the driver. I had originally read for the voice of an oil filter and the voice of another car part, I forget what, a carburetor or whatnot. The following week I was called back to read for the voice of yet another part: the gas cap. Which they finally hired me for. So it seems there actually was a discussion like the one you imagined.

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[info]nothinganything
2008-08-24 02:48 pm UTC (link)
*slow clap*

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[info]johnnycrulez
2008-08-24 05:56 am UTC (link)
Who did you play in the Manhunt game?

Man, did I kill you brutally over and over?

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[info]urbaniak
2008-08-24 06:20 am UTC (link)
In the first Manhunt I'm "Innocentz #5." In the second one I believe I'm one of the "Pervs." I also recorded some redneck guy but I have no idea if it's in there. I've never played it.

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[info]selectnone
2008-08-25 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, perhaps I shared a scene with you! :D

A friend of mine at Rockstar London put a photo of me in a gas-mask onto a club poster/flier in Manhunt 2 - that sounds like the kind of place a Perv might hang out!

(It's still not come out in the UK yet, so I've yet to check)

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[info]surplusj
2008-08-24 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Your "woohoo!" is still the button on, like, every Wachovia commercial on the radio.

Make sure you're getting your monies!

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[info]dengler
2008-08-25 07:14 am UTC (link)
Since the gents at the Astrobase have ironed out their supply chain issues, and the Space Silkscreening industry is otherwise in danger of collapse, might we look forward to a between-season Urbaniak T-Shirt of The Week Club?

I'd be first in line for some "Cap'n Tanks" Talking Gas Cap merch.

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[info]selectnone
2008-08-25 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Why stop at t-shirts? Surely everyone wants to celebrate August with Urbaniak mugs, clocks and underwear?

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(Anonymous)
2008-08-26 05:10 am UTC (link)
I'd buy an Urbaniak motion lamp.

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