James Urbaniak (urbaniak) wrote,
James Urbaniak
urbaniak

Gratuitous Cuteness

With obligatory captions


Tana Hoban is an exciting new voice! "White on Black" is the most extraordinary debut novel I've read in ages! (Pause) I think I just shit myself.


Look into my eyes, Karen Strang. My cuteness is like Kryptonite to you. You cannot fight it!


Base One to Unit One: The fox is in the henhouse. Repeat: The fox is in the henhouse. Over.


Dots! All over the blanket! What does it all mean?


Team Voucher refuels.


We have achieved drunkenness.


Esme: ...so I was like, what, and he was like, totally, and I was like shut up, and he was like no, and I was like...
Severn: I will hypnotize you into silence.


Esme: No, I will hypnotize you into silence.

Five hours later


Esme: Hypnotism...hard. Must. Keep. Staring.
Severn: Her shirt! Covered with dots! Why do they haunt me?!!


Hi, I'm Esme and this is my brother Severn. Heh-heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh. Oh no I didn't.


Dad, I appreciate the sentiment, but would it kill you to take a shower?
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