James Urbaniak ([info]urbaniak) wrote,
2006-09-28 15:45:00
  • Previous
  • Memorize
  • Share
  • Next

Welcome to Voucher HACKnkles


BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE


HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL!!!


hello minions.




greetings, anklets. or should i say...LOSERS! my name is Shane Urbaniak, brother of actor slash dickweed James Urbaniak. oh, you didn't know that James had a brother?


WELL THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S FUCKIN ASHAMED OF ME! i'm not a bigshot gaywad actor like he is so i'm OSTRACIZED from "Voucher Ankles." well, guess what, brother man? i just fuckin hacked your Livejournal! you shouldve thought of a more imaginative password than "TheAccountant." Dick.


NO YOU CAN'T TAKE IT
NO YOU CAN'T TAKE IT
NO YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
NO YOU CAN'T TAKE IT
NO YOU CAN'T TAKE IT
NO YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!


btw, I hear "Kidnapped" sucked ass again in the ratings. you sure know how to pick 'em, ace. and "Death of a President" sounds awesome. enjoy Guantanamo, genius! anyway, i have a bone to pick with you. a couple of days ago you had a "hilarious" post where you showed a picture of me and said it was you. this one:


Me


okay, not my best photo, i admit. of course as you well know i had just broken up with my girlfriend at the time it was taken. but that didn't stop you from using a private pic of your brother to make some cheap joke about how it was you after you let yourself go or some shit. hardee fuckin har har. well now everyone knows that that wasn't you, it was me. and now they also know something else: you're an ASSHOLE



you know what dude? blood is supposed to be thicker than water. but i guess that's not the case when you're an anemic little pussy. i guess your "anklets" are more important to you than your real family. sad.

go ahead. delete this and change your password. i'll be back. and then you're still gonna have to...


...BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!

dick.

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    switch
     
    Help
  • 76 comments
Previous
← Ctrl← Alt
  • 1
  • 2
Next
Ctrl →Alt →

[info]teh_s_uck

September 28 2006, 23:35:23 UTC 5 years ago

I'm scared. Truly, I am.

[info]shane_u

September 28 2006, 23:38:58 UTC 5 years ago

Damn straight, homes.

[info]teh_s_uck

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]shane_u

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]teh_s_uck

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]shane_u

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]teh_s_uck

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]rfd

September 28 2006, 23:38:28 UTC 5 years ago

Nice symmetry, bucktooth.

[info]shane_u

September 28 2006, 23:40:42 UTC 5 years ago

don't you fans of my dumbshit brother have anything better to do than to make fun of my physical appearance?

[info]rfd

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]urbaniak

September 28 2006, 23:43:17 UTC 5 years ago

Jesus Christ. Give it up, Shane.

[info]shane_u

September 28 2006, 23:45:56 UTC 5 years ago

why don't you give it up, bitch?

[info]automatoid

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]_scarlet_ibis_

September 28 2006, 23:45:07 UTC 5 years ago

I'm not sure if you've spiraled into madness or if you're just an entertaining guy. Could be both, I guess.

I think it took more rational thought to come up with and post those photos than a madman could muster. Am I right?

A request: Next time, post similar photos, but of you slightly turned to one side. It'll be SUPER freaky looking.

[info]shane_u

September 28 2006, 23:47:58 UTC 5 years ago

i'm shane urbaniak! and i'm real as a shitstorm, motherfuckers!

[info]_scarlet_ibis_

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]urbaniak

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]jo_chan

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]sevenpsychosis

September 28 2006, 23:45:14 UTC 5 years ago

Love it, I sometimes stand by the mirrors at the mall and do the same thing!

[info]ericmbee

September 28 2006, 23:47:44 UTC 5 years ago

Three front teeth is the new shaved eyebrows...both are subtle facial freakouts.

[info]rfd

September 28 2006, 23:49:44 UTC 5 years ago

As are the Mighty Morphing Power Glasses. Pretty cool trick!

Anonymous

5 years ago

  • Loading...

Anonymous

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]greyaenigma

September 28 2006, 23:49:39 UTC 5 years ago

Bwahahaha. *cough*

Hey, I watched Kidnapped last night. It's funny how reality is different from expectations. When I heard "disguised as an accountant" (that's what I heard, even if that's not what was written), I had a very specific image of a nebbishy guy with an oxford shirt and maybe a pocket protector getting up and plugging someone else in the office within the first scene. (Naturally, this character was central to the entire episode.) And while I had trouble recognizing people, I had not trouble recognizing that voice, even from the first semi-syllable.

Incidentally, that was you in the bathroom helping that co-ed get in touch with herself, right?


[info]shane_u

September 29 2006, 02:03:12 UTC 5 years ago

And while I had trouble recognizing people, I had not trouble recognizing that voice, even from the first semi-syllable.

i don't know why they cast my brother as a scary hitman. he sounds like fuckin dick cavett.

[info]greyaenigma

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]gdh

September 28 2006, 23:49:49 UTC 5 years ago

This sounds like Trent Reznor in a nursing home.

[info]spooky_chan

September 28 2006, 23:54:42 UTC 5 years ago

i totally agree. hehe.

[info]humdrumtown

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]spooky_chan

September 28 2006, 23:52:44 UTC 5 years ago

oh my non-existent god!

This is more hilarious then Stang...

dear me, You should stop eating children Shane, because they're becoming apart of you in your LJ profile.. (not to mention your waste line too!)



p.s. Head like a hole was sooo 1989!

[info]greyaenigma

September 29 2006, 00:09:13 UTC 5 years ago

Don't knock eating your own children until you've tried it -- look where it got Chronos! (Oh, on second thought, don't...)

[info]destructogrl

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]destructogrl

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]ysathora

September 28 2006, 23:55:50 UTC 5 years ago

Why am I reminded of Mike Patton all of a sudden?

[info]shane_u

September 29 2006, 00:01:13 UTC 5 years ago

dude that's so weird because i was in a faith no more tribute band in college

[info]eronanke

September 29 2006, 00:05:25 UTC 5 years ago

Has countless sleepless nights (due to mounting pressure at work and screaming young ones at home) finally broken James?
...






No.

[info]danifesto

September 29 2006, 00:08:10 UTC 5 years ago

Voucher WANKles would have been funnier...

That is all.

[info]urbaniak

September 29 2006, 00:12:50 UTC 5 years ago

Re: Voucher WANKles would have been funnier...

Well, Shane Urbaniak is not exactly Robert Benchley.

[info]saveservo2000

September 29 2006, 00:12:35 UTC 5 years ago

online sibling rivalries are amusing

[info]goodtoast

September 29 2006, 00:15:53 UTC 5 years ago

Dear, lord. You are going to give me nightmares for the next month.

[info]vforventure

September 29 2006, 00:18:19 UTC 5 years ago

This is the most hilarious and frightening thing I've seen all day!

[info]jake_the_ape

September 29 2006, 01:18:34 UTC 5 years ago

I feel for ya James... I too have an evil/dickweed twin.

Shane, you need to let up on the caffiene and perhaps go get some sun.

on a semi-related note...

Kidnapped was very entertaining

[info]jacksonpublick

September 29 2006, 01:25:12 UTC 5 years ago

Wow. You're like...somebody's father and stuff. Wow.

[info]shane_u

September 29 2006, 01:37:36 UTC 5 years ago

i'm nobody's father, dude. at least no one i know about. heh heh

seriously dude, i love the venture bros even if a certain asshole relation of mine is on it.

IGNORE ME!!!

[info]_scarlet_ibis_

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]hannibal222

September 29 2006, 01:31:52 UTC 5 years ago

Hey Shane, is there a story behind why you have a single front tooth?

[info]shane_u

September 29 2006, 01:41:09 UTC 5 years ago

okay dude. i wasn't gonna get into it but everyone on this thread keeps bringing up my teeth so here you go: my front teeth got knocked out when i was playing football in high school. so yeah, those are fake teeth. and yes i know they look fake. but that was the state of dental technology in the 80s and i cant afford to get new ones because no one's paying me the big bucks to run around on TV playing cops and robbers like a little boy.

[info]originalenid

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]kira_

September 29 2006, 02:33:35 UTC 5 years ago

I just soiled my new pants from Target. They were nice pants too.

[info]crudelydrawn

September 29 2006, 02:39:56 UTC 5 years ago

(This made me LOL a little more than it really should have)

Take your NIN-obsessed self and fuck off, Shane. This is a blog about the professional acting and professional acting only. Wild tangents are not appreciated.

Don't make me report you to LJ abuse, asswipe.

[info]shane_u

September 29 2006, 02:47:25 UTC 5 years ago

Re: (This made me LOL a little more than it really should have)

Fine. So on topic: why does my brother act like a douchebag in a goat's ass?

[info]crudelydrawn

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]robolizard

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]umbricman

September 29 2006, 03:06:28 UTC 5 years ago

Man, good to know someone else has evil twin problems.

[info]larnsturt

September 29 2006, 03:11:10 UTC 5 years ago

oh lord, it's things like this that remind me not to take LJ seriously.


Everybody needs a stalker. Brothers have a one-up, I suppose, as they generally know where you live.

[info]barbituratecat

September 29 2006, 03:11:52 UTC 5 years ago

I'm still too busy trying to figure out how to pronounce "HACKnkles". It seems like a coughing or hacking noise, but I'm sure I'm pronouncing it wrong either way.

That first picture is truly alarming. More alarming than the picture of the cat with the human face photoshopped on. And that's alarming, man.

[info]urbaniak

September 29 2006, 03:23:23 UTC 5 years ago

That first picture is truly alarming.

Consider yourself lucky. I've seen him in natural light.

Anonymous

5 years ago

  • Loading...

[info]enygmaeve

September 29 2006, 03:20:47 UTC 5 years ago

Holy Christ, I just peed myself a little.

[info]gretchdragon

September 29 2006, 04:05:25 UTC 5 years ago

Need shirt photo.

Shane, my dear, the tantalizing glimpse of the graphic on your shirt is intriguing me. May I get a glimpse at the whole thing?

[info]shane_u

September 29 2006, 04:15:42 UTC 5 years ago

Re: Need shirt photo.

that is a logo of my own design for my new band but i don't want to show it on the internet at this time because it's not copyrighted yet and i dont want anyone to steal it. once i work out the legalities i will post it. i can tell you that it is awesome.
Previous
← Ctrl← Alt
  • 1
  • 2
Next
Ctrl →Alt →
Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Facebook Twitter More login options
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…